NAME: Mach Onyx SPECIES: Ferret SEX: Male "I am the dreaded Carpet Shark, watch me stalk!" About me: Greetings, I am the silky onyx colored carpet shark that prowls the shadows of AJ's abodes. If it's shiny and small, and in my reach, it's mine! Likes: Shiny things, M&M's, warm pant legs, sleeping under covers as long as no one farts. Dislikes: Large Cats, wet spots, being called a Weasel. 3 wishes: 1) To have a roomate like me. That would be groovy. 2) To go sledding. 3) To be able to fly. Philosphy: "If it looks like candy, eat it."

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